One day, your sitting around with your high-school buddies in Alaska. Life is good. Ridin' ATV's and dirt bikes. Chillin'. Shootin' stuff like animals and skeet. Fishin.' Campin.'Then, the next thing you know you are on the tarmac of Minneapolis-St.Paul International Airport. Girlfriend, 17 years old, is pregnant. Live international media is there. The planet knows you got her pregnant. Dad of Girlfriend, who really enjoys hunting, is there. Mom of girlfriend, who might be the next Vice-President of The United States is there. Ex-POW, and possibly the next President of The United States is there. Probably going to have to get married soon. To borrow the words of George Oscar "G.O.B." Bluth II from Arrested Development:
"I think I've make a terrible mistake."
Yep. The dudes in hell. That, my friends, is one serious cautionary tale.
Good luck.
Jeff
2 comments:
What's really funny is that in public the young couple are ALWAYS holding hands. You just know some handler has insisted that they hold hands in public.
The guy is secretly hoping McCain loses so he doesn't have to marry this chick and deal with her crazy family.
If McCain loses, look for this guy to cash in on his "celebrity" by becoming a spokesman for Trojan Condems.
McCain: Someone needs to fly that little dickhead down here before Entertainment Tonight offers him 10 bucks for an interview. After the convention, lock him up at Guantonamo until November 5th."
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