Sunday, August 3, 2008

Wait! Brettfavre To "Compete" For Job!

In a not-so-stunning change of events, it has been announced that Brettfavre is now on his way to Green Bay and - ready for this? - will be allowed to COMPETE (nod, nod - wink, wink) with Aaron Rodgers for the Packer starting Quarterback position. Gee, I wonder who will win???? Here is what I think about this:

1. It is more apparent than ever that Brettfavre runs the entire Green Bay Packer organization. They bribe the guy with an offer of $25 million to basically "go away," which he turns down. (Hey - THAT'S the team I'd want to play for. The one who offers me millions NOT to show up). Now they are going to hand him the starting job after promising the position to Aaron Rodgers. He blackmailed the team by threatening to play for their arch-rivals and they gave in. Pathetic.

2. If I was Aaron Rodgers, I would demand a trade immediately. How can Ted Thompson and Mike McCarthey even look him in the face? Rodgers is a 1st-round pick who is in the 4th year of a 5-year, incentive-laden contract. He has not started a game.

3. My good buddy Jase has taken a calm, collected view of this whole affair. Jase, a life-long Packer fan, realized that the Packer organization gave Favre opportunity after opportunity to return to the club after last year. He was able to see through the "Favre is God" opinion that many Packer fans share. Not all fans share this clear vision with Jase. If you want to read some funny (demented and sad, but funny) stuff, check out the fan comments on the Milwaukee Journal and Green Bay Press-Gazette Packer articles. Favre is basically immune to any criticism and Rodgers has been vilified for throwing an incomplete pass in the Packers first scrimmage. Favre could basically take hostages at gunpoint and it would be the hostages fault according to these fans. But at least we have this sweet photo of he and his wife landing in Green Bay (somebody also gave a link to his flight info in the comments in the Mil. Journal, which is frighteningly sad):


4. I wonder if Ted Thompson or Mike McCarthy will have to do Favre's laundry?

5. Get the tissues ready for John Madden.

6. Favre was never, ever going to the Vikings. Well, actually he was. THAT is why he will now be "competing" for the Packers starting quarterback position.

We'll see what happens now. It's going to be a circus.

Monday morning update: Now, conflicting reports say the Packers may have actually contacted the Vikings about a trade for Favre. I think that I am officially going to shut up about this whole topic until something substantial happens. This is ridiculous...

Jeff

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, Deanna Favre is kinda hot!

Anonymous said...

Free-
Deanna is hot...always has been.

Jeff-

All bets are off as to the outcome of this mess. I stated in a previous post that I thought there was NO chance Favre would wind up a Vike - or any other NFC "Norris" member. Now I think there is probably a 50% chance he does.

The Packers have become the laughing-stock of the league. Murphy and Thompson should be fired immediately. They handled this situation about as poorly as one could imagine.

Favre is a wanker, by the way.

Anonymous said...

It is in both team's best interest to trade him to the Vikes, even if he were only to dress for that first game in Green Bay. Think of the media buzz it would generate. It would probably be one of the most watched sports broadcasts ever. I, personally, will need to take that day off to prepare for the emotional overload that will no doubt hit me and render me useless for at least a day or two.

tony8489 said...

watch favre lead them to the super bowl and win it. christ.

Jeff said...

See Jase - you have the ability to see both sides of the story and "call things like you see them." If you disagree with the direction of your favorite squad, you are man enough to eloquently express your opinion. Unlike this individual who commented in the Milwaukee Journal:

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Anonymous said...

Oh wait. Favre now agrees his showing up at Packerland is a distraction. I don't think we will ever see #4 in Green and Gold again.

I predict Favre will be in a Vikings uniform by Labor Day. Hah!

Anonymous said...

I am humoured by the part where he showed up in Green Bay as a distraction only to meet with them and agree that it would be a bad idea to be a distraction.

That ship has sort of sailed.

I don't know that Favre is even good enough to lead the Vikings to a Super Bowl. I am voting him off the island.

Unknown said...

I want to just add a small dose of reality to this story and see if it helps level some heads.

Is anyone aware that outside of Wisconsin and Minnesota...no one gives a s**t about Brett Favre?

I do agree on the Aaron Rodgers front. He's taken it up the you know what from the Packers for 4 years. If he had any self esteem he'd have blasted the Packers up and down. Not like it matters, after his contract is up, there will be a starting QB job in Minneapolis.

Jeff said...

Phil - it appears some folks in Florida might have some intrest pretty soon. Probably best for all parties.

I just hope it's done soon.

Jeff said...

Phil - spooky things are happening in this comments section. Your last comment disappeared for a few hours yesterday along with my response. Now, your comment is back and my response is still gone.

Crazy.

Jeff said...

Phil - spooky things are happening in this comments section. Your last comment disappeared for a few hours yesterday along with my response. Now, your comment is back and my response is still gone.

Crazy.